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Freezer Burns: Video Frozen Food Reviews: One Word Review: Morningstar Bacon Strips

  • dion · 11 months ago
    wtf? thats what it looked like when it was cooked??
    looked like a dog toy!
    isnt morningstar a vegan product or am i thinking of bocca?
  • Gregory Ng: The Frozen Food Ma · 11 months ago
    Yes it tasted like a dog toy too. the worst rated product on this site
  • taboman · 11 months ago
    You should have just put like no stars. And it sounded so... crispy. Just wrong.
  • Gregory Ng: The Frozen Food Ma · 11 months ago
    totally agree. it barely deserved a half star. but unfortunately a no star rating wouldnt have ranked it at all.
  • Greg Sorvig · 11 months ago
    Long ago I also, regretfully, purchased a box of Morningstar Bacon. My dog's "Beggin' Strips" actually smell better than this dreadful veggie alternative.

    I'd go so far as to say that, if stuck in a panic room with only Morningstar bacon and doggie bacon strips, I would consume the latter.

    Plus you can buy generic bacon dog treats for $1/bag! That's 4x cheaper, with 8x the quantity, for a better-tasting bacon surrogate. Half star, indeed!
  • Ocell · 11 months ago
    Hey, those really do look like good bookmarks!
  • Kerry Maxwell · 11 months ago
    Maybe if you dipped them in baconnaise, you could choke them down? http://www.baconnaise.com/
  • Gregory Ng: The Frozen Food Ma · 11 months ago
    Kerry, I would never do that to such a sweet nectar of the gods like Baconnaise. That's like dipping a paint stirrer stick in Nutella. This was that bad and Baconnaise is that important to me.
  • Chris Bartow · 10 months ago
    The Morning Star Farm mini corn dogs aren't too bad for fake meat. You should try those.
  • John Kramer · 7 months ago
    Its a good idea..instead of writing a group of pages or explaining with number of pictures this is really a very good idea of describing with videos..thnks..
    dog toys
  • Jess · 5 months ago
    I LOVE them! But I've been a vegetarian for 5 years and I just started eating them so... maybe I've forgotten the real thing?